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"how will i explain gay couples to my children”

if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love

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I was on a swedish animal shelter site, and google decided to translate the names of the dogs.

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when you masturbate twice on the same day


When you finger yourself while masturbating


when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs


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lol ok

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You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.

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My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

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I don’t give a shit what this article say, I will never stop seducing men by bellowing at them with my megaphone

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Now, I try not to read gossip as a rule. But the other day, a website ran an article with a picture of me wearing sweatpants on the way to the gym. And the writer asked, “Why does this petite beauty insist on dressing like a massive man?” Because I like to be comfortable. There are pervasive stereotypes about masculinity and femininity that define how we’re all supposed to act, dress, and speak, and they serve no one.”

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drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
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ayeeee go Kylie😂✊👏lmao

Ya but holy fucking Kendall tho.

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Tree trunk painting by 23 year old Chinese student, Wang Yu. 

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